Little Johnny attends a horse auction
In this lighthearted joke, Little Johnny goes to a horse sale with his father. The small child misunderstands his dad’s behavior, which results in a funny and unexpected conclusion.
When Little Johnny went to the horse auction with his father, he watched as his father examined each horse closely, rubbing his hands over its legs, rump, and chest. Johnny asked, looking perplexed, “Dad, why are you doing that?” “When I buy horses, I need to make sure they’re healthy and in good shape,” his father clarified.
With a hint of worry, Johnny laughed at the scenario and said, “Dad, I think the UPS guy might be interested in buying Mom.” The joke gives a lighthearted twist to the situation while hilariously highlighting Little Johnny’s naive interpretation of his father’s actions.
