In the classroom, Little Johnny farts.

During class, Little Johnny suddenly let out a loud fart that echoed across the room.

Everyone froze. The teacher glared at him and said, “Little Johnny! What do you say when you do something like that?”

Johnny thought for a moment and replied, “Excuse me, ma’am.”

The teacher nodded. “Good. And what should you do next time?”

Johnny grinned and said, “Easy — hold it in until it’s louder so everyone knows it wasn’t me!”